Manifesto for Fragile Software Development

We are uncovering better ways of developing
software by insulting our colleagues and blaming them for shit that doesn't work.
Through this work we have come to value:

Insulting others over helping them
Working mockups over working software
Finding excuses over taking responsibility for our own actions
Pretending we're busy over working and being efficient

That is, while the items on the right are the ones we
really should be following, we value the items on the left more.

Chris Neve
That langer,
Jeff Irlose
Roger T. Badfellow

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this declaration may be freely copied in any form,
but only if changed in such a way as to maximize
the amount of work not done

Twelve Principles of Fragile Software

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